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TrueShadow
post Nov 9 2006, 08:24 PM
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rofl that is a funny kid lefty. btw poof, why the hell do you have these random chat logs? unless you made them up for the joke :big_boss:


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Poofy
post Nov 9 2006, 08:33 PM
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QUOTE(TrueShadow @ Nov 9 2006, 04:24 PM) [snapback]5436[/snapback]
rofl that is a funny kid lefty. btw poof, why the hell do you have these random chat logs? unless you made them up for the joke :big_boss:


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go to it and click the top 100 at the top and read them. Some of them are fucking funny.
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post Jan 10 2007, 10:36 PM
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there was a rabbit and a bear in the forest and they stumble upon a magic lamp... so they both rub it and a genie comes out and says that he will grant them both 3 wishes... so the bear says ight i wish that i was the only male bear in the forest... the genie says okay done... so now it is the rabbits turn and he says... i would like a bike plz... the genie looks at him and says... out of all the things in the world u only want a bike?? the rabbit shakes his head and the genie grants his wish... now its the bears turn again.. he wishes that he was the only male bear in the next forest over... the genie grants his wish... now it it the rabbits turm... the rabbit says i want a bike helmet... the genie looks at him and says.... out of all the things in the world you only want a helmet???? the rabbit shakes his head yes and the genie grants the wish... now it is the bears turn again.. the bear says i wish i was the only male bear in the whole wide world... the genie grants the wish and then the rabbit says ... i wish he was gay.. and rides away
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Lefty
post Jan 10 2007, 10:54 PM
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ROFL!
*and just rides away*
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


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Poofy
post Jan 11 2007, 11:41 AM
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Bunnies can fucking run they dont need bikes to get away ohmy.gif.


MUAHAHAHAH
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post Jan 11 2007, 02:57 PM
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wow that was a good one poofy
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Poofy
post Jan 12 2007, 01:28 AM
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Hahah I know it sucks. But I wanted to put one up and it was right before I went to school and it was the only one I could find so FU.


Not to mention it was slightly more funny when I was too tired to think properly. So, its gone!
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post Feb 10 2007, 03:33 PM
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Knock knock.


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post Feb 10 2007, 09:51 PM
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Mmmk, I'll play.

Who's there?
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post Feb 12 2007, 05:48 AM
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<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind
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post Feb 12 2007, 12:14 PM
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<ChikBRB> My bagle bites tray had fuckin 10 bites
<ChikBRB> they usually have nine
<ChikBRB> THEIR LOSS HAHA
<Guilty> Wow thats quite a find
<Guilty> The gods have truely smiled upon you
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post Mar 4 2007, 01:14 AM
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<NaStyChoC> hey babe asl?
<sweetangelic> hi, 14/f/aus ^^
<NaStyChoC> ive a real big cock..
<sweetangelic> o how big??
<NaStyChoC> 9in
<sweetangelic> dats prty big, mines only 8
<NaStyChoC> ok
<NaStyChoC> wait wtf
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Lefty
post Mar 4 2007, 01:36 AM
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LOL


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post Apr 12 2007, 02:40 AM
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There was this really fat guy that wanted to lose weight but no matter what diet he tried, nothing worked.. well one day, as he was reading the paper, he saw an ad that said LOSE AS MUCH WEIGHT AS YOU WANT FOR ONLY $1 A POUND. he gets excited and calls the number provided and tells them he wants to lose 10 pounds. well they tell him that they will send a representitive over to his house the next morning. the next morning the door bell rings and he opens the door to find a really hot blonde with a sign on her chest - "if you catch me you can have me"- and the blonde runs off. well the fat guy started chasing her, and after a while he caught her and they had sex. after she left, he checked his wieght and saw that he lost the ten pounds. so the next day he calls and says he wants to lose 20 pounds. same thing happens. he chases the hot blonde, catches her and in the processes loses 20 pounds. well he decides that the 30 pounds he lost so far are not enough so he calls them and tells them that he wants to lose 50 pounds. the person on the other line asks him " sir are you sure? thats too much weight to be lost all at once." and he replies " hell ya im sure" so they say that they will send a representitive over to his house the next morning. the next morning he wakes up to the ringing door bell. excited about losing more wieght and screwing a hot chick, he jumps out of the bed, opens the door and finds himself face to face with a HUGE gorilla. and the gorilla has a sign on its chest. " if i catch you, ill fuck the shit out of you"


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post Apr 14 2007, 07:22 AM
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What do you say when you see a TV floating in the dark?

- Drop it nigga!


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post Apr 14 2007, 03:28 PM
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Did you hear that they are going to be using a green ball this football season?


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post Apr 14 2007, 04:37 PM
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QUOTE(PhilCollins @ Apr 14 2007, 11:28 AM) [snapback]8640[/snapback]
Did you hear that they are going to be using a green ball this football season?


LAWL
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post Apr 15 2007, 03:44 PM
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<HolyViper7>: im confused as to how i'm still allowed to breathe the same oxygen as other human beings. i just bought some tic tacs, and most of em are gone... and you know how some tic tacs get like, stuck? well, see, i didnt wanna make too much noise so i put the tic tac container in my lap and i hit the container. it was then i realized i had testicles. it was quite painful
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Lefty
post Apr 15 2007, 04:59 PM
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LOL WHAT THE?


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post Apr 23 2007, 12:44 AM
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Little Johnny went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So little Johnny went to his mother and asked "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! I wouldn't pass up an opportunity like that."
Johnny then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh absolutely, I'd just love to do that! I'd do it for free!"
Then he went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million could buy?"
Johnny pondered that for a few days, then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?
Little Johnny replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting on three million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two sluts and a fag.


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