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DuFF
post Mar 16 2006, 06:07 PM
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Basically decided to make a thread about JOKES !!!! lol,

Post ur fav jokes in here, 1 post per joke please so people can read the jokes easily. smile.gif

i'll go first :

A jelly baby goes to the STD clinic, and complains to the doctor of having a really bad rash around his genitals.

The doctor asks him to go around the back of the curtains so that he can inspect him further.

The doctor joins him, and begins to inspect the area of concern.

"Oh my word, it appears that you have some form of desiccant coconut and pink and blue bobbles all over your genitals.. what the hell have you been upto??" asked the doctor.

The jelly baby looks all ashamed, "I've been fucking allsorts!"

add some jokes biatches


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- DuFF   Joke Section   Mar 16 2006, 06:07 PM
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- - Viva_La_BAD   LOL OMG GOOD ONE! ROFLROFL LOLZ joke website...   Mar 16 2006, 10:34 PM
- - Poofy   Two guys are out having lunch. The first guy says,...   Mar 16 2006, 11:07 PM
|- - Viva_La_BAD   QUOTE(Poofy @ Mar 16 2006, 06:07 PM) 603T...   Mar 16 2006, 11:45 PM
|- - Poofy   QUOTE(Viva_La_BAD @ Mar 16 2006, 11:45 PM...   Mar 16 2006, 11:48 PM
- - acid   when i called your dad a faggot, he hit me with hi...   Mar 16 2006, 11:20 PM
- - Viva_La_BAD   OMFG THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER HEAR...   Mar 16 2006, 11:52 PM
- - Poofy   Three tortoises, Mick, Alan and Les, decide to go ...   Mar 16 2006, 11:55 PM
- - acid   stop posting fucken short stories, too long to rea...   Mar 16 2006, 11:57 PM
- - Viva_La_BAD   LOLOLOOLOLOOLOLOL! WHAT A DUMBASS!!...   Mar 17 2006, 12:00 AM
- - Sistruris   lol its funny but it does get 2 long ta read =/. T...   Mar 17 2006, 12:02 AM
- - Montydj   The Sad life of a Penis..... I've only got on...   Mar 17 2006, 12:07 AM
- - Sistruris   LOL o shit i neva even thought of dat lol :clappi...   Mar 17 2006, 12:08 AM
- - Montydj   Sup Buddy   Mar 17 2006, 12:11 AM
- - Poofy   I will post what I want. If you guys are to lazy t...   Mar 17 2006, 01:04 AM
- - Viva_La_BAD   LOL! Nice one Montay!! QUOTE(acid ...   Mar 17 2006, 01:05 AM
- - Poofy   QUOTE(Viva_La_BAD @ Mar 17 2006, 01:05 AM...   Mar 17 2006, 01:18 AM
- - DuFF   HAHA loved the ugly people joke also mont's jo...   Mar 17 2006, 04:21 PM
- - Poofy   A trucker was driving his fully loaded rig to the ...   Mar 17 2006, 08:53 PM
- - Viva_La_BAD   A few days after Christmas, A mother was working i...   Mar 18 2006, 03:14 AM
- - Poofy   LOL, good one! pauls girlfriend aint feeling...   Mar 18 2006, 01:20 PM
- - Montydj   I got that joke sent of a friend through phone tex...   Mar 18 2006, 07:05 PM
- - Poofy   Two old women are sitting on a park bench. Suddenl...   Mar 18 2006, 10:44 PM
- - DuFF   lol calm down with teh jokes ! to much to read...   Mar 19 2006, 12:39 AM
- - Poofy   Your momma so stupid she took the pepsi challenge ...   Mar 19 2006, 02:44 PM
- - Viva_La_BAD   LOL!!! As an airplane is about to cra...   Mar 20 2006, 01:26 AM
|- - Poofy   QUOTE(Viva_La_BAD @ Mar 20 2006, 01:26 AM...   Mar 20 2006, 03:02 AM
- - )Corruptz(   these jokes are funny, nice thread :blum:   Mar 20 2006, 02:56 AM
- - Viva_La_BAD   ROFLROFLROFL OMFG LOLOLOOLOLOLOL THATS SO DIRTY...   Mar 20 2006, 11:01 AM
- - Viva_La_BAD   *bump!* On Christmas morning a cop on horseba...   Mar 26 2006, 04:34 AM
- - Poofy   A man walk out of a bar very drunk. He gets into a...   Mar 27 2006, 12:45 AM
- - SoulTaco   Yo mama so fat I say coolaid and she comes bustin ...   Mar 27 2006, 12:39 PM
|- - Poofy   QUOTE(SoulTaco @ Mar 27 2006, 12:39 PM) 7...   Mar 27 2006, 11:35 PM
- - shininia   Hi, Can you make this vaccum fuck this cake?   Mar 29 2006, 01:22 PM
- - Cobra   What is green and smells like pork? Kermit the F...   Mar 29 2006, 04:14 PM
- - acid   courtesy of camp... what do u call a cow with 3 l...   Apr 2 2006, 12:03 AM
- - Viva_La_BAD   LOL! Fuckin acidic   Apr 2 2006, 12:56 AM
- - TrueShadow   yo momma so fat, when God said, "Let there be...   Apr 2 2006, 02:55 AM
- - TrueShadow   from the show Yo Momma: Yo momma so poor, the las...   Apr 13 2006, 07:07 AM
- - acid   you momma's so fat she needs mapquest to find ...   Apr 13 2006, 08:11 AM
- - Poofy   Yo momma's so fat, should couldnt even float i...   Apr 13 2006, 07:52 PM
- - axxzi   well it started off funny...   Apr 15 2006, 03:51 AM
- - Viva_La_BAD   A sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailo...   Apr 16 2006, 12:22 AM
- - Poofy   The first one was good.   Apr 16 2006, 01:36 AM
- - Lefty   yo momma's so poor when i asked where the bath...   Apr 17 2006, 05:34 AM
- - TrueShadow   Yo momma so dumb, she thought you were straight. ...   Apr 17 2006, 05:40 AM
|- - )Corruptz(   QUOTE(TrueShadow @ Apr 16 2006, 10:40 PM)...   Apr 17 2006, 05:07 PM
- - TrueShadow   not those 2 that u quoted, those were original or ...   Apr 17 2006, 09:06 PM
- - axxzi   Talking Italian A bus stops and two Italian m...   Apr 19 2006, 04:33 AM
- - axxzi   24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator... 1. Grimace ...   Apr 19 2006, 04:57 AM
|- - Viva_La_BAD   QUOTE(axxzi @ Apr 18 2006, 11:57 PM) 1383...   Apr 19 2006, 06:02 AM
|- - axxzi   QUOTE(Viva_La_BAD @ Apr 18 2006, 10:02 PM...   Apr 19 2006, 06:04 AM
|- - Poofy   QUOTE(axxzi @ Apr 19 2006, 06:04 AM) 1391...   Apr 19 2006, 08:29 PM
- - axxzi   Donald Rumsfeld is briefing president Bush: ...   Apr 19 2006, 05:48 AM
- - Viva_La_BAD   Yeah #9 is fuckin hilarious. I don't get #21 ...   Apr 19 2006, 08:47 PM
|- - Poofy   QUOTE(Viva_La_BAD @ Apr 19 2006, 08:47 PM...   Apr 19 2006, 08:51 PM
|- - axxzi   QUOTE(Poofy @ Apr 19 2006, 12:51 PM) 1422...   Apr 19 2006, 08:55 PM
- - Viva_La_BAD   TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP WITH A...   Apr 19 2006, 08:55 PM
- - Lefty   LMAO! i liked #9 and #20 xD EDIT: i meant fo...   Apr 20 2006, 08:57 PM
- - axxzi   heh i saw those viva...after a google search for ...   Apr 20 2006, 11:10 PM
|- - Poofy   QUOTE(axxzi @ Apr 20 2006, 11:10 PM) 1470...   Apr 23 2006, 01:02 PM
- - Viva_La_BAD   AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...   Apr 23 2006, 09:10 PM
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- - Viva_La_BAD   ROFLZ!!!! A policeman was patrol...   May 9 2006, 11:51 PM
- - )Corruptz(   jokes are way too long, do u actually type this wh...   May 10 2006, 05:51 PM
- - Poofy   Dear lord, thats not even a page of reading, have ...   May 10 2006, 07:55 PM
- - Jedi   And men think that women are as hard as bunkers to...   May 12 2006, 03:04 PM
|- - Poofy   QUOTE(Jedi @ May 12 2006, 03:04 PM) 2075A...   May 12 2006, 08:59 PM
- - axxzi   A newlywed couple returned to their apartment afte...   May 13 2006, 12:29 AM
- - axxzi   --------->> some funny ones i took from a ...   May 13 2006, 12:49 AM
- - axxzi   haha the worlds shortest books... 25. MY PLAN TO...   May 13 2006, 02:10 AM
- - Poofy   ANNOYING THINGS: When people say "Oh you jus...   May 13 2006, 04:00 AM
- - axxzi   i disagree with the bus one! there can be lik...   May 13 2006, 04:05 AM
- - TrueShadow   heh i guess but usually there is only one type of ...   May 13 2006, 05:38 AM
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|- - axxzi   QUOTE(Poofy @ May 21 2006, 05:14 AM) 2400...   May 24 2006, 04:57 AM
- - acid   i think phil should tell his joke :rofl:   May 24 2006, 04:56 AM
- - Poofy   <Chucklez|afk> sweet merciful jeesus <Chu...   May 24 2006, 11:11 AM
- - Viva_La_BAD   Rooofles   May 24 2006, 03:31 PM
- - Poofy   <SD-Washu> i still love the msg i got on my ...   May 24 2006, 10:56 PM
- - axxzi   heh   May 25 2006, 12:16 AM
- - Poofy   <delysid-x> the only urine test they'll ...   May 25 2006, 02:18 AM
- - axxzi   7/10 mildy funny   May 25 2006, 04:37 AM
- - Poofy   * snag giggles <eldee> for a fat guy you gig...   May 25 2006, 10:51 AM
- - Viva_La_BAD   LOLOOLOL @ THE TASTE ONE   May 25 2006, 04:59 PM
- - acid   o rly   May 25 2006, 09:15 PM
- - axxzi   hahah   May 26 2006, 03:44 AM
- - Viva_La_BAD   LAWL! A man is flying in a hot air balloon an...   Jun 5 2006, 11:47 AM
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