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post Apr 28 2007, 02:12 PM
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post Apr 29 2007, 02:45 PM
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INAPPROPRIATE

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Trixst4r
post Oct 19 2007, 04:51 AM
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wanna hear a joke?















ODIN


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post Oct 19 2007, 05:02 AM
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yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
you so stupid you got hit by a parked car
yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush
yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
yo momma so fat when shes hungry, we took her to macdonalds and it sounded like a phone number when she ordered


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post Oct 19 2007, 06:33 AM
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Once upon a time there was a rabbit who tried to cross a railroad. Before crossing, he looked both ways to make sure no train was coming. After making sure, he began to cross the railroad. As he was about to take his last step off of the tracks, he noticed that something was pulling on him. Something was preventing him from crossing. He soon realized that the end of his tail was caught in the track. He tried all his might to get his tail loose, but it wouldn't budge. Then, from the horizon the rabbit heard the train. He tried everything he could to get the tail loose, but to no avail. The train was getting closer and closer, and the rabbit became irrational, trying to chew through the tracks. SQUISH was the sound it made when the train drove over the rabbit, decapitating his head off. Moral of the story? Don't lose your head over a piece of tail.


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post Oct 20 2007, 07:09 AM
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A couple young, entrepreneurial prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on the top of their car that read: “Two Prostitutes - $50.00.” A police officer, seeing the sign, pulled the ladies over and advised that they will have to remove the sign or go to jail.

Right about that time a minivan passed by with a sign on the side of it that read: “Jesus Saves.” “How come you don’t stop them?!” asked one of the girls. “Well, that’s a little different,” the officer replied… “their sign pertains to religion.”

The two ladies of the night pouted a bit, but they took their sign down and drove off peacefully. The following day the same police officer was running radar when he noticed the same two young ladies driving around with another sign on their car. Figuring he had an easy arrest, he flipped his lights on and began to catch up when he noticed the what the new sign read:

“Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter - $50.00.”


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post Oct 31 2007, 12:32 AM
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who loves chuck norris

chuck norris doesnt read books. he stares them doen until he gets the information he needs.
chuck norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
when chuck norris does pushups, he isnt lifting himself up, hes pushing the earth down.
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

theres a bunch but i only can remember so many


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post Oct 31 2007, 07:58 PM
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lawl.....if only i read your joke earlier acid... i didn't lose my head, but that's all i got from a piece of tail b/c of another piece of tail...


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post Oct 31 2007, 09:31 PM
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QUOTE(Trixst4r @ Oct 30 2007, 08:32 PM) [snapback]10001[/snapback]
when chuck norris does pushups, he isnt lifting himself up, hes pushing the earth down.


Technically that's true. I learned about it in physics.
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post Oct 31 2007, 09:49 PM
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LOL


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post Nov 1 2007, 05:51 AM
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Chuck Norris has a fist under his beard


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post Nov 1 2007, 10:38 AM
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chuck norris takes a blood bath


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post Nov 1 2007, 11:03 AM
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, too bad he's never cried.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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post Nov 4 2007, 05:01 AM
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.


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